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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

robert called me today and is buying me a plane ticket to california but apparently i can't make out with all his sexy marine friends.


we'll see.


michael and i are leaving for cancun on sunday
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we've let our looks go. mainly, me


Saturday, December 05, 2009

Booked the Cancun trip last night, 12/20-12/26

My birthday was great, 20 feels great, being responsible feels great, I'm growing up I feel great.

2legit 2quit being easy


Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday the 13th humbled me this year. Michael asked me to stay and wait for him during his 2 classes, and not doing that was a mistake. Flat tire. Dead phone. Middle of nowhere, Bala Cynwyd. Picture me crying on the side of the road waving down a UPS man for help.

"how's marcos?"
"good can't text a lot slaying negros"
"understandable just don't forget about me"
"i wont slash cant"

baby even with PMS. This morning gave me a feeling I wish I could've bottled. Slow, easy, safe. Awake at 7, not one single word, not even to dignify that the other was up. I listened to his heartbeat and breathing and every once in awhile we'd shift positions and hold on to each other in new ways. The perfect arms wrapped around me.

I have work at 9 tomorrow morning, I closed tonight. I'm in my bed, watching A Little Princess, one of my favorite books when I was little. My mom has friends over but Kiwi is loyal and sleeping next to me.


Also I just e-mailed my Dad's girlfriend a Gap holiday cheer card, yeah bitch holiday spirit.


Monday, November 02, 2009

Halloween was nothing special this year, Michael thought he had swine flu so I went to Manayunk and stayed there for the weekend to take care of him. He gave me cash and I went to Target to buy him orange juice, tissues, organic soups, ginger ale and some other things in true housewife style. I surprised him with a big bag of candy corn because we had to stay in on Halloween, cute underwear for me so it wasn't so terrible to lay in bed, and made the mistake of buying a thermometer, which he used probably twice an hour, every hour, all weekend.

He apologized for everything he's ever done to hurt me, and for not being head over heels in love with me anymore. He said we've progressed from that, and he's in love with me in a more stable, married way.

I'm not in a very good mood right now, I'm worn out. Be easy though, fuck it and fuck this and fuck him and fuck that.


My birthday is a day from yesterday, I want to go to Cancun or something. Or maybe just get a new wardrobe, and my car painted, and liposuction. Greeeeed.


Sunday, October 25, 2009

facts

-i always keep gatorade in the basement fridge. always. light blue and purple. i need the electrolytes for my chest
-i'm fairly confident that my best friend and i have the same telepathic talents that twins sometimes have
-being a lil pot smoking housewife is my career goal. cooking, cleaning, keeping a beautiful home, taking care of someone that loves me, living a happy, simple life
-blonde, i miss you
-bach's flower essences. every morning.
-last night i had a nightmare that i got raped and when i woke up (in a panic) i realized that my underwear was gone, i have no recollection of taking it off
-i like that i'm left handed
-i hate my left hand though because i got a wart on my middle finger that won't go away even with medicine
-the other night i tried lobster for the first time at the melting pot with my mom, i think i overcooked it in the oil because it was really chewy and not delish
-my favorite tv shows are desperate housewives, king of the hill, entourage, and true blood.
-fuck i'm getting so fat it's shameful



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